1. Doom from Fant4stic
While I could throw all the costumes from that film on here,
Doom is the crème of the crop! So, he gets left in the Negative Zone, and his
suit melts on him? That sounds fun! Even Doctor Doom from the Tim Story FF
films looked better than this, and his costume wasn’t too bad. The whole movie
was a trainwreck, and the moment you see Doom’s look in the film, you know
we’ve reached the bottom of this… thing!
2. Green Goblin from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
While Green Goblin from the 2002 Spider-Man film looked bad, this version takes the cake. He just looks ugly, and I don’t like calling folk ugly. What they did with the Osborns in that film was weird, so you know the Goblin side was gonna go bad. Maybe I’m just used to a mask for the Osborns, but this looked too off the wall.
3. The Villains from Batman and Robin
It looks like Batman and Robin is going to get blasted on
this list. Sorry, Joel. Anyway, They all looked as flashy and gaudy as the
heroes did. There’s no forgiving for Freeze. I don’t care how many cold puns he
can spout! Now, I might feel less hateful toward the villains. At least Bane
kinda looked close to the comics… kinda. Also, Uma Thurman’s first costume as
Poison Ivy looked *HOT*!
4. Two Face from Batman Forever
Yeah, I’m just all on these Schumacher films. While the
costumes there had the horrible trappings (nipples), I do like most of them.
Robin’s suit and Batman’s suit toward the end looked nice. Even the Riddler
looked okay. The one who I won’t forgive is Two-Face. He’s pretty much the
stain on that film. Everything from the portrayal to the suits was just bad.
Who new purple could look so horrid?
5. Diamondback from Luke Cage
The Netflix shows haven’t been too bad with costumes. Yeah, they
may veer off from the comics, but it is what it is. One costume I can’t say was
good is the suit Diamondback wears at the end of Luke Cage’s first season. I
joked that they finally got a Power Ranger on these shows. It just looked so
weird and out of place with the show.
6. Deadpool aka Barakapool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Next up, it’s Deadpool’s look from the first Wolverine
movie. That movie was pretty dreadful. It’s sad because you had a nice cast for
that film. One of the worst things was Deadpool’s second look. After Wade
Wilson is experimented on, he’s pale, missing a mouth, and sporting knives like
Wolverine. It was a horrible look. I’ve nicknamed him “Barakapool” for a reason.
Luckily, the character has gotten a better look as time went on.
7. Enchantress from Suicide Squad
If there was a character who looked pretty dreadful in
Suicide Squad, it was the Enchantress. I know you couldn’t have her walking
around in witch hat, but there had to be a better design for her costume. It
seems like everything went wrong with her. She sucked a villain, and she looked
horrible. At least Shakira inhabited her body towards the end with those hip moves.
8. Deathstroke and Deadshot from Smallville
Even the villains from Smallville haven’t been spared in bad
costumes. I could throw Brainiac on here, but they took him in a different
light (Kryptonian A.I. mixed with the T-1000) that worked for the show. As for
these, there was no excuse. First up, we got “General Deathstroke.” If there’s
one character whose look you shouldn’t screw up, it’s Slade. Next, Deadshot
decided to go all Wyatt Earp on us, and it looks as bad as you think.
9. Bane from Gotham
I haven’t watched much of Gotham. I may get around to it
eventually, but I’m kinda tired of Batman. Anyway, I did see the look for Bane
floating around the interwebs, and man, it looks horrible. I also find it weird
that they cast Shane West in the role of a Hispanic man… eh. It looks like Tom
Hardy has it won when it comes to a good look for Bane.
10. The Rival from the Flash
If there was one look from the flash that looked horrible from
the get-go, it would have been the Rival from Season 3. While he wasn’t around
long, that look was hard to forget. It’s like someone ran out of ideas on how
to make a good speedster suit. It’s sad because we’ve seen better since then…
well, except for the Flash’s Season 5 costume.
11. Indigo from Supergirl
Finally, I gotta return to Supergirl for a moment. The show’s version of Brainiac, Indigo, looked pretty horrid on the show. She basically looked like a clothed version of Mystique from the X-Men movies. Also, what was up with the hair? It was like she didn’t have enough money at the hair salon to get those braids! It makes the look Brainiac had on Smallville look pretty good.
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Well, I think I’ve gone as far as I can go with this Costume thing. I do have an idea for good/bad CG character designs in live action, but I’ll save that for later. I’ll hold off on lists. While Comic book movies and tv shows have gotten better, you know there will still be a bad costume in there somewhere. Just give it time. Until then, Peace, God Bless, and remember to not wear that one suit!
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