Well, I had to change plans a little bit. I was originally
going to look at a somewhat forgotten Superman animated series from the 1980’s.
Maybe it’ll be something for next year. Today’s post will be about the
direct-to-DVD movie known as Superman: Brainiac Attacks. The movie came out in
2006. I’m guessing it was to help promote the fact that Superman Returns was
being released that year. I rented this back in 2006. Recently, someone got this at Wal-Mart a while back. All I know
is that it wasn’t me.
Now, I sort of talked about this a long time ago when I talked about Superman in the DCAU (DC Animated Universe). I now realize that I may have been too harsh on it.
It turns out that it doesn’t tie into the DCAU. The creators of the movie only
used the designs from Superman: the Animated Series. We even have some voice
actors (including Tim Daly) from that series as well. Bruce Timm and Paul Dini
didn’t work on it, so I really didn’t consider this in continuity anyway. So,
how does this movie stand on its own two feet? I can safely say that it needs a
cane, crutches, and some prayer. This was… yeah.
SYNOPSIS
Lex Luthor (who’s on Prozac or some drug during the whole
movie) has created a new satellite that will stop alien threats from coming to
Earth. It all goes downhill as Brainiac (voiced by Lance Henrickson?) crashes on
Earth to steal data. Superman shows up and the two throw down. After Superman
kick’s Brainiac’s metallic butt, Luthor finds Brainiac’s processor in the
rubble. After he reactivates it, the two villains team up in order to finally
destroy Superman. Meanwhile, Clark is wondering if he should tell Lois about
his secret and Jimmy is being a bit of a misogynist.
At least these two come out of it okay... sort of anyway.
Brainiac, equipped with a new body and kryptonite, heads out
to find Superman while Clark and Lois are on a work date. A battle breaks out
and Lois is severely injured by Brainiac. Superman, who’s not looking well
after the battle, uses the computer in the Fortress of Solitude to find a cure
in the Phantom Zone. He heads into the Zone as Brainiac tries to attack him
again. He finds the cure and brings it back to the real world. Brainiac turns
on Luthor and tries to destroy Metropolis. Superman faces down with Brainiac
for the last time and saves Lois from dying. In the end, he doesn’t tell her
his secret and almost leaves Metropolis until he’s reminded that Lois’s middle
name is “Danger.” He decides to say and the movie ends.
OPINION
Well, that was something. When re-watching this, I now realize
that I didn’t harshly judge it. It’s not good and it's pretty bland and
forgettable. There are really only two good things in the movie: the animation
and some of the voice acting. The animation was pretty good. Everyone looked on
model for the most part. The action was pretty good even if it does get pretty
repetitive towards the end. This movie was definitely made for the little ones
who just want to see Superman kick butt. I will say that this movie was at
least more action-packed than Superman Returns was.
The voice acting was mixed for the most part. The voices of
Lois, Jimmy, and Perry White (from Superman: TAS) were fine. Tim Daly was fine in the
movie. It was the first time he’s played the part since Superman: TAS ended. I
will say he sounded a little weird though that could have been some of the
hokey dialogue he had to say. The voices of Luthor and Brainiac were done by
other actors and it definitely showed. I will say that the actors themselves
were fine even if their character were written horribly.
Oh Lex, what did they do to you?
Now, I get to the “good” stuff. First off, Lex was played to
be a campy and pretty over-the-top bad guy. It’s like someone placed the
Joker’s personality in Luthor. It’s a weird mix that really doesn’t work and it
really isn’t that funny. Even Luthor from the Donner films wasn’t this weirdly
portrayed. Brainiac was also a little off. If he was supposed to be an
emotionless robot, the writers or voice director apparently forgot that. Brainiac
was cackling like a madman or something.
The dialogue was also pretty hokey for the most part. I can
stand that type of dialogue if it’s actually funny, but it wasn’t even that
good. The story itself was also not that good. It just felt empty for the most
part. I get that this was a straight-up kids’ movie, but even those movies have
stories that are well developed. Heck, the series where this animation came
from was geared toward all ages and had good stories. This just didn’t have
that and it sucks.
Overall, I say skip this one. It’s just not a good movie.
It’s pretty forgettable and makes one want to watch better Superman material.
If you have little kids and need to waste 75 minutes, then go for it. It was
meant for those little ones anyway. Well, I’m outta here. Peace and God Bless.
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